I caught my 13 year old son trying to breastfeed his collectible porcelain doll?
I have a wonderful son named Steven who just turned 13 this past August. For his birthday, I got him a beautiful handpainted porcelain doll from JC Penney’s that he named Patricia.
He’s been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can’t play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.
Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked into Steven’s room and caught him trying to breastfeed his new doll Patricia.
My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven’s going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I’m afraid he’s going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that’s gentle enough for the porcelain?
What’s more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out.
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I think the mistake was buying him porcelean dolls to start with. Maybe you should direct his interest to sports .
Your son is gay.
You know what? You are one sick freak and so is your son. The apple didn’t fall far.
what do you think? gay, hes 13. think about it
this has what to do with cooking& recipes?
anyone else smell a troll?
I Agree with Holly, He is queer as a bessy bug
(texas saying)
LOL
eeeewwwwwww……
Are you sure he is not your daughter!
Are you kidding me? you got more problems than an oily doll lady.
your son is freakin wierd
HAHAHAHAHAHA That is hilarious~
you sure hes gunna be a father or a adopted one….XD um… he cant breastfeed unless hes a lol……hes gay. AND WERING YOUR BRA??? SICKO MAN ID SEND HIM TO MILITAIRY SCHOOL OR JUST GET HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY……
Instead of buying him dolls how about getting him some counseling
you can sprinkle some cream of tartar on a damp clothe to clean the porcelain
as far as the bras go, you should buy him his own so he doesn’t stretch yours out…
Yeah, I smell a troll. This is just silly….
Reading all four of your questions (so far) left me in hysterics. Obviously you are a wickedly funny person, but perhaps you should find a better way of amusing yourself (and a better outlet for your creativity) than getting unsuspecting people all in an uproar because they think you’re serious. Just a thought.
WHAT???????? Does the word “therapy” come into play here, or what? For the both of you. MY WORD!!!
OMG you have to be telling a joke cus you crack me up please lure him into sports.
Seek a psychologist for you and your son and pray no one calls social services.
You have just been added to my new book, “Yahoo Answer Weirdo’s”.
Maybe there’s a place you can take the doll and have a special coating put on it so little Stevie can breast feed with out the worry of having to wrap himself in plastic so he won’t ruin Patricia.
Maybe you should take him to Lane Bryant’s to pick out a couple of his own bras so he’ll stop wearing yours. While you’re at it I would get the matching panties to go with them too.
ok, if you think the dolls were expensive just wait until he wants a sex change! Get the kid a BB gun or some issues of Playboy so he can catch up to a some what normal 13 year old, and for God’s sake quit buying him dolls and take away the ones he has already! If he’s 13 and playing with dolls he’s not right, usually girls of that age don’t play with dolls.
this fruit-loop used to come into yahoo chat rooms and ask similar questions wanting to know if anyone had a thirteen year old son she used this question and questions about masturbation
You’re kidding right. I took a look at the other questions you’ve posted on this forum and either you are a wack job who seriously needs help or we need to send the authorities to your place ASAP!!
Cleaning the porcelain doll sounds like the least of your problems. You might want to get your son some counseling.
Find him the best surgeon out there and get him a sex change, asap.
I think you’re the same person who just claimed to be a Sunday School teacher…….
I smell a rat here…….
I think you have more of a problem than staining the doll. send your son to a psychiatrist immediately!
and what the heck does this have to do with Cooking and Recipes?
You ARE HILARIOUS! I hope that you are kidding……..
You are either very funny or very troubled.
Eww that’s just nasty!!!!!!! hes gay!!!!!!! eww did you really need to ask this in the food section?!?!?! Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really hope your joking!!!!!!! eww eww eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dumbass.
This is totally ridiculous. What kind of a woman buys her son porcelain dolls, or even just dolls in general? I think you both have some serious issues that only therapy could help out with…..get that kid a football and kick him out from under your skirt to start with — Good Grief!!!!
By the way — what in the world does the topic of your discussion have to do with cooking — it appears that due to your lack of attention to details you don’t know the difference between what is correct or incorrect. My goodness, your worried about some stupid porcelain doll being stained and how to clean it instead of the real issues with your son.
I think your a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Go get some help!
Hate to break it to you, but inside, Steven is Stephanie. Beter face that fact now. ANd the parental influence didn’t help any.
i ahve read the other post and they just hate that you are a great mom! I support your efforts to bring up an enlighten male child.
I am a doll colector myself i started just like Steven when I was young. My mom helped too my boyfriend and I now collect them together. Ralph always says David you have more dolls than anyone I know.
Ther is nothing wrong with breast feeding a doll as Ralph he does it all the time and he is 50 years old
I love your parenting style and hope to adopted it myself one day!
Love
David and Ralph husband and wife 2005
hes gay
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