I caught my 14 year old son trying to breastfeed his collectible porcelain doll?
I have a wonderful son named Steven who just turned 14 this past August. For his birthday, I got him a beautiful handpainted porcelain doll from JC Penney’s that he named Patricia.
He’s been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can’t play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.
Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked in to my 14 year old son Steven’s room and caught him trying to breastfeed one of his new doll.
My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven’s going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I’m afraid he’s going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that’s gentle enough for the porcelain? What’s more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out.
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You are more worried about the doll rather than thinking its a strange behavior for your son to have?
Look what you have gone and done buying your son dolls,,, NOW he thinks he is a woman….You didnt have a girl.. open your eyes woman
Not funny.
hahahahaha…that was awesome
haha wow umm ??? are you blind
O………………..K………………..!!!
There are so many things wrong here. I don’t even know where to begin…so I am not going to try.
oh jeeze.. i think you should care more about why the heck your son is trying to breastfeed rather than ruining the porcelain… sheesh.. maybe your son is gay… (not offence.)
that was very funny. thank you for the giggle
this christmas buy him a bb gun and some toy trucks he’s a boy
no offence
yea i would be worried on another level!! 1. brest feeding is sorta reserved for mothers, and 2 he is wearing your bra !! seems real odd and would be concerned about his mental state not the oils on the dolls
why is it that you are more worried about your bra and the doll, then your son’s behavior. That’s not right.
haha! Who cares about the doll, get your son help!! and why are you buying him dolls!!?? Come on!! You’ve got to be kidding me!! Dolls?!?!
Lady, I got news for you, your kid is emotionally screwed up. At the very least he suffers from Gender confusion. At the most, your son may want to be your daughter.
The fact that you’re worried about a stupid doll (hello, first indication of problems.) Tells me that no small part of his troubles come from you.
I hope you are just kidding about this question. If you are not you are a very vain and shallow person. You think only of material things and not your son. You should be ashamed of your actions
screw the doll, think abuot your son!!! i mean its jsut a toy and what your son is doing should worry you WAYYYY more cause what he is doing very stange and not normal. he seems like an old boy what this breastfeeding and wearing ur bra really scares me. so go and help ur son and forget about the doll and never buy him more
What the heck is wrong with you. You are more concerned with the fact that your FOURTEEN year old son is trying to breastfeed a doll. Aren’t you concerned at all with anything else besides how perfect the doll is?
Or about the fact that he’s wearing woman’s clothing?!
surely this is a joke. I know of no teenage boys that play with dolls much less try to nurse or wear women’s clothing. Even my gay guy friends find the doll and nursing weird. where is dad in the picture and I think it’s time to find a doctor for him to talk to because this teen is TROUBLED
Awww awww…… is this for real?
Is this a joke or a miss print?
You must really be bored to come up with this one, gotta admit tho, it is unique. Might I suggest takin up needlepoint or something instead. Come on, get real.
GIRL FACE IT YOUR SON IS A…..
GAY, RETARTED, MAN and he sounds like he might just not want the girls…..
GET THIS MAN HELP AND QUICK!!
and that bra was worth nothing anyway!! lol
Ok- I am going to try to answer this question seriously, even though it is hard for me to understand why this would even be posted as a problem, or if it is even a real problem/question.
If you son likes to collect dolls, if you like buying dolls for him- thats cool. Harmless.
But him wearing your bra, and trying to breastfeed a doll- very uncool. And I dont really think you need a bunch of strangers on yahoo to tell you that. There is something seriously wrong here.
Either you and he need some serious help, immediate family counseling or something- or you need another outlet and some therapy for what is one wild and disturbing imagination expressed here in this post.
As for the doll- unless your covered in olive oil or peanut oil or something, I seriously doubt there is lasting damage to a porcelain doll by touching it.
geesh
First of all I hope this is a joke, second why the hell are you buying your son dolls??? Is he mental??? Girls collect dolls, boys collect girls!!! Then you are worried about staining the doll!!!!! Lady you need a reality check of some kind,
Why are you buying your 14 yr dolls?
you need to have a serious talk with him, if your son is homosexual accept that youll never change him, but go over socially acceptable behaviors.
Your worried about the porcelain. You should be more concerned on why he was wearing your bra and why he would be trying to breastfeed IT. Your son has some major gender identity issues. This is something I think you need to be discussing with your son. In case your not hearing me clear enough your son has ISSUES.
Sounds to me like he’s a chip off the old block… I don’t think the mom’s playing with a full deck of cards- she’s worried that her son has stretched her new bra or has ruined an expensive doll? uh-hello? he’s doing weird things with the dolls you bought him— he needs instruction on ‘you don’t engage in this behavior-especially with real girls until you are marreid’. sheesh..
Wow better question yet “WHY DID YOU GET YOUR SON A PORCELIN DOLL” …… and then parents wonder…..sad
You’re a trip!
Whoa. Why does your 14 year old son have a collectible porcelain doll? I am sure he is a wonderful young man. But I quit playing with dolls when I was 7 years old and I’m a girl. Forgive me for saying this but WAKEUP!
The most important role a parent has; is to prepare your child for the outside world. ask yourself, What have I done to prepare my son for the real world? He will be 18 in four years. Read Nanny 911!
You and your family are beyond earthly help or explanation.
I JUST FINISHED READING ABOUT YOUR OTHER SON??????
THE 27 YEAR OLD I THINK ITS YOU THAT NEEDS SERIOUS HELP IF I KNEW WEAR YOU LIVED I WOULD SEND THE MEN IN WHITE COATS
He’s going to make a wonderful father??? Um what father do you know that breastfeeds his child? Ok well from looking at your other question, I can obviously tell that you are A) Whacked in the head, and B) you really need to find a better hobby. And if you really do have children who act like that then your family needs some serious Psycological help, maybe even some sedatives…
Don’t buy dolls for your Son take them away and put them up for your grand daughters when they get older.
You should write books about your family! LOL
ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read your last question too you nasty B1tch!
You have a great sense of humour. You had me going for a while!
first of all he don’t need no dolls and you buying them is going to turn him into a female
Sorry old backwoods, redneck humpin’, trailer park mother?!! heres your fun!!
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